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Sunday, October 26, 2008

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice !


3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.


5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write 'For Marijuana'


6. Finish All Your sentences with
'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'


7. Skip down the hall rather than Walk
and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go
out to eat, with a serious face.


9 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
Scream 'I Won! I Won!'


14 . When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

4 comments:

Nicole said...

I love it! hahaha. Maybe I will call Nordstrom's and ask them to page you, just for fun! :D

Valarie said...

I love the "order a diet water" comment - that is too funny!

miquelle and cody said...

Hey! It's so fun to see how you are doing!...have you seen the DHS blog, check it out
www.davishighclassof2001.blogspot.com

Valarie said...

No I have not gotten a Chi yet, but now I totally plan on it since everyone talked me into it! HaHa - anyway, just call me and we can get together and I'll give you your scentsy stuff!